We are playing. I sneeze.
Me: What do you say?
J: Be quiet!!!
Something I have to hear about 20 times a day
J: Mommy! You are fired!!!
J: The eggs are boring.
J: This takes boring.
When guest leave our house.
J: Byeeee. And when you see a monster come back!
When asked what he wants to be for Halloween
J: a chicken killing ghost
One morning while a friend and her baby are visiting
J: I like you Mommy and I like Daddy, but Ricky... her baby is bothering me!
Introducing himself to a lady at the farmers market
J: Hi! I am Jakey and I am hyper!