Jake: How did the baby get in your tummy?
Me: Daddy put it there.
J: But how?
M: Well, you know he just did (I was totally caught off guard and had no idea how to explain this)
J: (looks at my back) Did he look for an opening on your back?
M: No... You know he just loved Mommy really hard.
J: I know that! But how did he put it in...
Me: (I gave up) He kissed me that's how...
J: So, the baby went down your "throat up"? (The word he uses for throat... a throat up comes from throwing up... somehow he made that connection and it makes more sense to him)
Me: Yeah, I guess
J: Where did Daddy get the baby from?
Me: Hey! Do you want to go downstairs and get some candy?
OMG was that awkward and seriously I was totally dumb founded. I guess that serves me right after I just told Scot yesterday that the great thing is about having two boys is that I am not going to be the one who will have to do the sex talk... and here I am!
Question: How do I explain this to a 4 year old? A 4 year old who will ask WHY for everything! I mean this kid wants to know details... how should I handle this?