Do you know how kids have these stall tactics at bed time?
"Can I have a glass of water?"
"I need to go pee pee?"
Well this is how my kid tried to stall his bedtime last night:
J: "Mommy Mommy!"
J: "be careful!"
Me: "be careful with what?"
J: "be careful that you don't crack your head!"
J: "or I am going to throw you in the trash!"