Jakey is at the age where he will find an excuse, why he can't do something, for anything.
Here are my favorites:
me: Jakey you need to listen to me!
J: I can't! My eyes are cracking!
me: Let's take a bath.
J: I am going to be cold.
me: Then let's make it a hot bath.
J: But I am going to burn my tongue.
Jakey was in a bad mood, so I blew him a kiss.
J: Stop that! You are going to blow off my head.
me: Ok, it's bed time.
J: No! I am going to die!