Scot started a "quote board" many, many years ago. If someone says a funny one-liner he will write it in his notepad and hang it on the fridge.
At many parties the list will get taking down and everyone has a good laugh... especially if you are drunk.
Some quotes are funny, some are strange, others are only funny to Scot and some are just insider jokes.
I thought I will share a few of the most memorable quotes:
"You know! The Guy! The guy who made the music!"
"Scot! Dead things float!"
"Nobody wants to play with a booger eater!"
"Daddy, pancakes are not funny!"