new stall tactic

Do you know how kids have these stall tactics at bed time?
"Can I have a glass of water?"
"I need to go pee pee?"

Well this is how my kid tried to stall his bedtime last night:

J: "Mommy Mommy!"
Me: "Yes!!!"
J: "be careful!"
Me: "be careful with what?"
J: "be careful that you don't crack your head!"
Me: "huh???"
J: "or I am going to throw you in the trash!"


WHAT???

What did you say? III

Jake: I have to watch Caillou. (screaming) I like Caillou!

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Me: Jake do you know what a church is?
Jakey: a vacuum cleaner!

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First time today at Sunday school. J runs into his classroom hugs his teacher and says: Hello, my doctor!

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Jake: Mommy, I am going to spank your nose!

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And a few snapshots from today. They are pretty grainy since I forgot to change my ISO, but all the cool kids add grain to their shots, so why not...





and in case you are wondering what he is doing... he is trying to put this together!

What did you say? II

I am putting food away and Jake grabs the box with the aluminum foil
Me: No, no, no put it down it is sharp!
Jake: (Looks at me with big eyes) There is a shark in there?

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Me: We need to go find the paint!
After looking for a while...
Me: Here it is!
Jake: Mommy, you are a big boy!

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while we are baking
Jake: What's that? (pointing to the Pillsbury dough boy on the cake box)
answering his own question
Jake: it's a cake ghost!

What did you say?

Funny and cute things Jakey said.


Every night I tuck him in bed I tell him that he has to stay in his own bed and not to come in with Mommy & Daddy. He always replies with "Sorry!". And if I ask him what he is sorry for "Because I am coming in your bed!"... at least he is smart! Cheeky, yes. But smart!

On different occasions he has said to me "Mommy, I can't get big. I wanna stay small!" This one always makes me wanna cry!

We have been trying to teach him his first and last name and every time he gets angry and yells "I am just Jakey!"

I also tried to teach him that he lives in Cincinnati. His reply was "I don't live in Cincinti, I live in a cave!" lol I can assure you this house is nothing like a cave! Silly, Monkey!

You know you have to pick up when...

your three your old son walks in your office and says
"OH Nooooo! It's messy... you need to pick up!" And then he goes on signing the "clean up song"!

Jakey: "Mommy what's that?"
Me: "It's a coffee grinder"
Jakey: "Ohhhh! it makes the cough better?"

Who did we see at Panera?

We went to Panara after a Doctors visit. While we are eating this "heavy-set" lady came in with a red coat, red pants and a white scarf.
Jakey screams through the whole restaurant: "Santa is here!"