"Kanobi Kanobi" was messed up by Dart Vader
"Dart Vader is Luke Skywalkers Fader, but NOT his daddy!"
"Princess Leia is pretty and a boy!"
"Ewoks are NOT bears. They are monkeys."
"Santa won't bring you anything when you are on the dark side"
"The good guys are good, the bad guys are bad!"
"Dart Vader has some BIG boo boo's on his head"
according to Jakey