Remember this scene in the Wedding Singer?
Billy idol (speaking): good afternoon everyone. we’re flying at 26,000 feet,
Up to thirty thousand feet, and then we’ve got clear skies
All the way to Las Vegas, and right now we’re bringing you some in-flight
Entertainment. one of our first-class passengers would like to sing you a song
Inspired by one of our coach passenger, and since we let our first-class
Passengers do pretty much whatever they want, here he is.
Robbie hart (singing):
I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you
I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you
I’ll miss you
I’ll kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
I’ll need you
I’ll feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you’ve had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you
This is my Scot!
He brings me his coat when I am cold.
He always does the dished in the sink... and cooks and goes to the grocery store!
I has put me to bed when I was drunk.
He loves building fires for us.
He cooks me homemade chicken noodle soup when I am sick... even the noodles are homemade!
I don't have arthritis, but when I had my foot surgery he carried me around!
He always cracks a joke when I am sad, because he can't stand seeing me crying!
Scot always goes to the store to get me medicine... even feminine items!
The remote control... that's a different story!
But still, he is the man I want to grow old with!