What did you say?

At a playdate the other day Jakey comes out of the bathroom and announces:

"Pooping makes me happy!"

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Daddy was giving our niece K a bite of Jakeys Mac'n Cheese. Of course he wasn't very happy about sharing and told Daddy

"Don't put Mac'n Cheese in him!"

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At Speech Therapy the therapist asked Jakey to point out things that belong together.
Therapist: (shows him a card with a jacket, a helmet, pants and a bicycle) What can you NOT wear?
Jakey: (points to the bicycle) This one!
Therapist: No, you can not wear a bicycle!
Jakey: Yes, I put my butt on it!

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Jakey obviously needs to go potty...
Me: Do you need to go pee pee?
Jake: Yes Mommy! I am doing the pee pee dance!