at his swim lesson
Teacher: Jakey you rock!
Jake: I'm a rocketship!
after his swim lesson
Me: How do you like your teacher?
Jake: She is alright!
Anyone: How old are you?
Daddy: Jakey it is night night time!
Jake: That's NOT funny!
Jake comes running to me with the "Babe" movie
Jake: Mommy! I want to watch the piggy meat movie!