a few weeks ago

Me: Jaksey do you want a baby brother or sister? (no I am not expecting!)
J: ?
Me: Do you want a baby boy or baby girl?
J: a boy
Me: What do you want to name the baby boy?
J: Squirrel


Jake and Scot driving in the car. Jake picking his nose...

Daddy: Buggerboy, Buggerboy (singing)
J: Stop! And drive the car!